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Funny Happy Diwali Wishes, Messages, Sms, Quotes 2016

Funny Happy Diwali Wishes, Messages, Sms, Quotes 2016: Thanks for visiting friends, first of all we like to wish you a very happy diwali to all of you, may god bless you all with lots of happiness and cheer in your fruitful like, you surely going to love this place for sure. Here we have best collection of funny diwali wishes, funny diwali messages, funny diwali sms and even funny diwail quotes for sharing with your friends and love ones, so let’s get into the article.

Funny Happy Diwali Wishes 2016 in English and Hindi

Santa: How does a married man
celebrates a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad….?
Santa: No. By sending his wife
to her parents’ place
Happy Deepavali

Husband drunk, came to home
Wife at door: how dare you…..?
You promised me that you
did not drink without any occasion,
then why you drunk today?
Funny husband: darling, the festival
of crackers diwali is coming..!!
Wife: so what ? What’s new in that..?
Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear.

Ur Eyes Patakha, Ur Lips Rocket,
Ur Ears Chakari, Ur Nose Fuljari,
Ur Style Anaar, Ur Personality Bomb,
SMS Karo Varna I’m Comin With Agarbatti.

आँखो से आँसूओं की जुदाई कर दो,
दिल से ग़मों की विदाई कर दो,
अगर दिल ना लगे कहीं तो,
आ जाओ मेरे घर
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और
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मेरे घर की सफाई कर दो…
और याद रहे
यह Offer दिवाली तक ही है…

On this diwali, I am sending you a diya of my love,
I hope you will keep it lighted forver.

Happy Diwali!!

May the Beauty of Deepawali Season Fill your Home With Happiness,
and May the Coming Year provide You with all That bring You Joy
happy diwali

Funny Happy Diwali Image

अमिताभ बच्चन – “मेरे पास Rocket है,
कोटी है,
चकरी है,
अनार है,
मिर्ची बोम्ब है,
तुम्हारे पास क्या है ?”
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शशी कपूर – “मेरे पास
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मेरे पास… मा…
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चीस है ।
लगा दूँगा सभी पे तो कुछ भी नहीं बचेगा…
# Happy Diwali #

May God show you the way to live life lighter like candles not to blow on
others like crackers and keep helping others like sweets to make their lives better.
“Happy Diwali”

Funny Happy Diwali Messages and Sms for Sharing 2016

Amitabh bachchan –
Mere paas rocket hai,
Shurli hai, chakri hai,
Murga bumb hai, Anaar hai,
Tumhare paas kya hain….?
Shashi kapoor –
Mere paas Maaaa
Maa…chis hai
Wish You a Very Happy Diwali

I’m maachis & you’re pataka,
together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!

Charo our hai dhoom, kyonki Diwali hai aayi,
khush raho aur sab ko khush karo,
Aapko aur apke sampurn family ko Diwali ki Hardik badhai..

Wish u Happy Diwali
I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu
bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi “Buzurgo” ko nipta lu…!!
Happy Diwali Frinds

Funny Happy Diwali Img

आपकी दिवाली मंगलमय हो,
आपको दिवाली Advance में मुबारक हो,
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में जानता हूँ कि में बहोत जल्दी Wish कर रहा हूँ,
कितुं क्या करू ?
मेरे पास Thousand of Beauties, Hots और Smarties है
जिन्हें मुझे Wish करना है,
इसलिए पहले में
Uncles और Aunties को Wish कर रहा हूँ…

“बुरा ना मानो होली है”
यह कह कर किसीने मुझ पर रंग फेंक दिया था…
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आज “बुरा ना मानो दिवाली है” यह कहकर
मैंने उस पर **बम** फेंक दिया…
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आज पूरा मोहल्ला मुझे ढूंढ रहा है…

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
*super-duper*
*zabardast*
*xtra-badhiya*
*xtra special*
Ekdum mast and Dhinchak,
bole to ekdum **Jhakaas**
# HAPPY DiWALi #

Funny Happy Diwali Quotes and Greetings 2016

With my 1 heart, 2 eyes, 7 liter blood
206 bones, 4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D.N.A’ s…
All wishing you a very very
Happy Deepavali

Rocket = 90 रू.
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Bomb = 100 रू.
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Anar = 80 रू.
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फुलजरी = 50 रू.
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चकरी = 100 रू.
कुल = 420 रू.
It’s a completely wastage of money…
क्यु न यही 420 रू. से कुछ चारसो बीसी का काम करें.
एक तंदूरी चिकन लाओ,
और 1 विस्की लाओ टोटल हुआ खर्चा 400 रू.
खूब खाओ और पीओ…
बीवी होगी तो पटाके खुद ही बजेंगे…
नहीं होगी तो घरवाले बजायेंगे…
Wish you a very Happy Diwali…

Funny Happy Diwali Pictures

On Diwali, I wanted to send you wishes for a year filled with prosperity,
health and lots of fun! Hope you have a happy Diwali!

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!
Happy Diwali to All

With lights dazzling,with love flushing around by your loved ones,
with loads of fun and joy, and with our loving wishes.
May you have a sparkling DIWALI

May this Deepawali bring you all a cracker with Joys,
Firework with Happiness and Prosperity and Subh Laabh from Ganesh Ji.
Happy Diwali.

A warm Diwali wish for every happiness.
May the warmth that is a part of this auspicious occasion,
fill your life with happiness and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year..

May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.
HapPy DiWaLi.

O O O O
O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O
O O O O O O O O O O O O
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अरे !
Diwali के लड्डू है,
Please एक खाकर आगे फोरवर्ड कर देना…
Happy Diwali in Advance…

में आशा करता हूँ कि,
इस दिवाली के पावन मौके पे,
दिपावली के अलौकिक प्रकाश से,
तुम्हारे दिमाग में कुछ उजाला हो…
और
तूम इंसानो जैसा बर्ताव शुरू कर दो…
$ HAPPY DIPAWALI IN ADVANCE $

Funny Happy Diwali Status for Whatsapp & Facebook 2016

दिवाली पर्व है खुशियों का, उजालों का, लक्ष्मी का, इस दिवाली आपकी जिंदगी खुशियों से भरी हो, दुनियां उजालों से रोशन हो, घर पर माँ लक्ष्मी का आगमन हो!
शुभ दीपावली !

HAPPY DIWALI TO YOU! may you celebrate it well.surrounded by family,friends,and lots of love and remember..

On the precious moment of diwali I wish you happy diwali and I pray that you get all your endeavors fulfilled as well as you get lots of gifts and sweets this diwali.

This Diwali I wish you get a lot of crackers but you don’t get a match box to lit them. Save environment, so no to crackers.
Happy Diwali

May you all attain full inner illumination, May the supreme light of lights enlighten your understanding.
Happy Diwali

Funny Happy Diwali

The festival of light is full of delight and Let me double the charm of your Diwali night. Happy Diwali my dear.

HAPPY DIWALI TO YOU! may you celebrate it well.surrounded by family, friends, and lots of love and remember..

Light a lamp of love! Blast a chain of sorrow! Shoot a rocket of prosperity! Fire a flowerpot of happiness!

Wish you and your family a bombastic Diwali, Have loads of fun and loads of masti. Happy Diwali

May this diwali Light up new dreams, fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues, different perspectives, everythin bright & beautifulfil and fill ur days with pleasant surprises and moments.
Happy Diwali

Diwali night is full of lights, may your life be filled with colors and lights of happiness. Happy Diwali!

Life with you is like diwali, so lets promise to be together like this forever. Wish you a very Happy Diwali

May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.
Happy Diwali

As you celebrate this holy occasion, you are wished the brightest moments that Diwali can bring, lots of love and laughter to fill your days with cheer and a New year that is sure to bring you, the best of everything.
Happy Diwali

Sending you smiles for every moment of your special day. Have a wonderful time and a very Happy Diwali.

Happy, Happy Diwali! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!

Finally I hope guys you all enjoyed all the above collection of “Funny Happy Diwali Wishes, Messages, Sms, Quotes 2016“, if you really enjoyed our collection and you want us to share more funny wishes of deepawali festival then do let us know in comments below. Happy diwali to all of you guys, enjoy your wonderful day ahead.

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Updated: September 5, 2016 — 11:17 pm

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